Veteran grownup movie director Mike Quasar (World-renowned slacker, aka the Leonardo DiCaprio of porn) is happy to announce that his streak of award-season failure stays unbroken after the conclusion of this 12 months’s Xbiz awards!
Sitting anxiously among the many nominees for excellent achievement in pornographic cinema, Quasar was repeatedly and consecutively gifted a wave of reduction as every class predictably revealed a winner who wasn’t named Quasar.
“All of us go into occasions like these with slightly little bit of hope, however fortunately, my perception that hope is a merciless and pointless human endeavor was as soon as once more confirmed correct!” mentioned Quasar.
Concerning his lengthy profession of mediocrity, Quasar – all the time the optimist -reflected upon the various advantages of an unbroken document of failure, “Think about the stress a profitable director or performer has to endure upon profitable yet one more trophy rewarding their contributions to an business predicated on a delusion that by some means folks fornicating for revenue is artwork. I imply, simply having to create the shelf area alone for extra shiny trinkets of their residence have to be unimaginably anxious. I, then again, have a lot empty shelf area in my residence that my largest problem is mud!”
The Xbiz awards additionally afforded Quasar the chance to repurpose the go well with that he had beforehand worn for his daughter’s marriage ceremony weeks earlier. He’s now wanting ahead with nice anticipation to a different week of gorgeous underperformance at this 12 months’s coveted AVN awards, the place he’s assured his streak of disappointment will proceed unabated for the twenty seventh 12 months in a row.
For those who don’t get this, that is clearly a joke, taken from a tweet he made in jest about his lengthy and storied profession as a director within the grownup business. He likes to poke enjoyable at himself and I sort of like that about him. He doesn’t take hiself to significantly.
So please take a second and be part of me in celebrating him and all of these like him in our business who could not all the time get the popularity they deserve for all that they do day in and day trip.
If nothing else, not less than observe him on Twitter at @mikequasar.